Tuesdays With Pappo: Scooter Boy

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December 21, 2024

PAPPO: "Softie, I need to run something important past you."

LIZ: "Sure...what is it?" (as I'm taking a sip of my Dr. Pepper)

PAPPO: "I want to get a 2-wheel scooter that I can ride around Keene on."

LIZ: As I choked on the Dr. Pepper I was drinking, I asked,..."Pappo, exactly what kind of scooter are you talking about? A wheelchair scooter?"

PAPPO: "No....one like this but fatter tires." (See pic)

LIZ: "Ummmmm.......NOOO"

The conversation continued......

QUESTION: "Where would you put your walker?"

ANSWER: "Don't need a walker if I have a scooter."

And lastly.....

QUESTION: "Don't you have a balance problem ever since you ran over your foot with your own truck a few years back?"

ANSWER: Crickets......

I can't make this stuff up, folks......